*Tap* *Tap*… Is This Thing On?

Well I know it’s been a while since I updated this thing. But I have a new theme and a new outlook.

I often get burdened with posting something profound and cool. But because I am neither, I ended upneverposting. Now, however, I have decided to just get in the habit of posting SOMETHING. A song lyric, a YouTube video, even a scripture passage or theology quote. I need to be better at this discipline so quantity will have to be the focus and then, prayerfully, quality will soon follow.

Bear with me!

Help My Unbelief….

I would, but cannot, sing,
I would, but cannot, pray;
For Satan meets me when I try,
And frights my soul away.

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The Glory of Heaven!

(Thomas Watson, “The Christian Soldier” 1669)

If the mountains were gold; if every sand in the sea
were a diamond; if the whole globe were a shining
gem—it would all still be infinitely beneath the glory
of heaven!

1. In heaven, there shall be freedom from sin. Here
on earth, sin keeps house with us; it is as natural for us
to sin—as to breathe. The soul that is most purified, and
cleansed by grace, is not without some dregs of corruption.
But a sinful thought shall not creep into heaven! There is 
beauty—
which is not stained with lust; and honor—which
is not swelled with pride. “Nothing impure will ever enter
it!” Revelation 21:27

2. In heaven, there shall be freedom from the assaults
of the red dragon
. It is sad to have Satan daily soliciting
us by his temptations—and laboring to trick us into sin. But
the old serpent is forever cast out of the heavenly Paradise!

3. In heaven, there shall be freedom from all afflictions.
Our lives now are intertwined with troubles. “My life is consumed
by anguish, and my years by groaning; my strength fails because
of my affliction, and my bones grow weak.” Psalm 31:10. There
are many things to occasion trouble—sometimes poverty afflicts;
sometimes sickness tortures; sometimes the unkindness of friends
breaks the heart. Our lives, like the seas, are full of tempests.
But in the kingdom of Heaven, there is nothing to give grief.
There, all is serene and calm; there is nothing within to trouble
us—or without to molest us.

4. The delights of the heavenly kingdom are unmixed. The
comforts here below, are checkered. Honor may be stained
with disgrace; joy interwoven with sorrow. Our suns are mixed
with clouds. But the delicacies of heaven are pure as well as
pleasant. There is honey—which has not one drop of gall. The
crystal spring of joy, has no settlings of sorrow at the bottom.
The rose in that paradise—is without prickles; the sun in that
horizon—is without eclipse.

This glorious kingdom, will make amends for all our labor and pains!

Heaviest Element Known to Man Discovered

“Heaviest Element Known to Man Discovered

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it anatomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.”

(HT: My F-I-L)

Our trip to a local “Jesus Junk Gift Center”

Most Christians go to Christian bookstores to buy things. Jenn and I go to find new stuff to make fun of. We are rarely disappointed. And tonight was no exception. Check out some of the highlights…

“In the same way, the critic of Jesus junk stores is assumed to be a critic of Jesus.  But of course, scriptural satire assumes that the foremost critic of Jesus junk stores would be Jesus Himsself.  If Christ were to go to the Christian Booksellers convention (CBA) and see all the crap being hawked with His name on it, He could spend all day there turning over the tables.  The reason we have a problem with this, and not with the account of Christ cleansing the temple two thousand years ago, is that in this scenario, Christ is messing with our tables, our profits, our religios scams.  Everybody is against two thousand year old sins.  But it takes a prophet to be against the currently approved abominations.” Douglas Wilson.

Genesis 1-3 and Gender Roles

I’ve been having a discussion with my friend Mark Traphagen on twitter (if you can call 140 characters at a time, discussion ;P ) about Egalitarianism and Complimentariansm i.e. the roles of men and women in the Church/Body of Christ. We’ve decided to take it to blogs in order to have more room to form arguments..etc. I hope the following is beneficial.

Just for background …

Mark: Redemption involves restoration of the imago dei, shared by both male & female before the fall.

Me: I totally agree. And even before the fall Men and women had jobs and roles that we distinct and different

Mark: Just curious: where do you get that they had different “jobs and roles” pre-fall?

What follows is my response.

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Three issues stick out to me in the first few chapters of Genesis as they pertain to gender roles. While there may be more I shall only focus on these three.

First, is the issue of creation order. Many egalitarians laugh at the idea that man being created first has any real bearing on this issue but the Apostle Paul, himself, provides the weight to this argument. Paul Says in I Timothy chapter 2 that “I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.  For Adam was formed first, then Eve…” (12-13) The Apostle Paul uses the creation order to argue that women should not “exercise authority over a man.” As J. Ligon Duncan has said,

“We may not like Paul’s view of the meaning and significance of the creation order of male then female in Genesis 1-2, or his application of it. We may not accept that view and application, but that it is indeed Paul’s view and application of Genesis 1-2 is incontrovertible. And because Christians understand that the New Testament is in many ways God’s divinely inspired hermeneutical manual for the Old Testament, when a New Testament passage tells you what an Old Testament passage means, for an orthodox Christian that interpretation becomes a matter of dogma.”

Second, we see that Adam is given a job before Eve is ever created. It is only after this that Eve is created and given the task of being an assistant or “helper” to Adam (Heb., ‘ezer kenegdo, literally “helper like unto himself “). Adam was not made to be a helper for Eve but  Eve was made to be a helper for Adam. Though some argue that gender roles are a result of the fall, Paul bases his argument in 1 Timothy 2 for male-headship on the situation in Eden before the fall which we see in Genesis. While it is true that the fall did corrupt gender roles, as it corrupts everything it has to be important that Paul uses this pre-fall argument. The woman was created from the man and for the man to be a helper to him in his responsibility (Gen 2:18); The man was clearly identified as the head or leader and his headship was defined as well

Thirdly, and finally we have the issue of the specific job of Adam. He was given the job, though not his only job, of naming all the animals that he has been given dominion over.In Genesis 1:26, God  gives Adam rule, dominion and authority over all animals. Withing the next chapter, in the parallel account in Gen 2:19-20, we see Adam being given the charge naming the animals. God makes them and then Adam names them, thus displaying a form of God given authority over them. But the question arises, who named Eve?

Then the man said,

“This at last is bone of my bones
and flesh of my flesh;
she shall be called Woman,
because she was taken out of Man.” (2:23)

There it is. The very sign of Adam’s authority was naming. Therefore, it would seem, that one must conclude that Adam naming eve “Woman” was a sign of dominion and authority.

Women are equal to men this is evident in the greek word for helper being translated “”helper like unto himself “. Adam had a helper that was, like himself, created in God’s image. However, she was different from him in creation order and role.

Let me add a final post script, if I may.

Mark had mentioned Galatians 3:28 and the equality of men and women. In response i will quote John Piper and Wayne Grudem:

The context of Galatians 3:28 makes abundantly clear the sense in which men and women are equal in Christ: they are equally justified by faith (v. 24), equally free from the bondage of legalism (v. 25), equally children of God (v. 26), equally clothed with Christ (v. 27), equally possessed by Christ (v. 29), and equally heirs of the promises to Abraham (v. 29).

This last blessing is especially significant, namely, the equality of being a fellow-heir with men of the promises. In 1 Peter 3:1-7, the blessing of being joint heirs “of the gracious gift of life” is connected with the exhortation for women to submit to their husbands (v. 1) and for their husbands to treat their wives “with respect as the weaker partner.” In other words, Peter saw no conflict between the neither-male-nor-female principle regarding our inheritance and the headship-submission principle regarding our roles. Galatians 3:28 does not abolish gender-based roles established by God and redeemed by Christ.

An ass in an ill-fitting lion’s skin…

“In C.S.Lewis’ Narnia Chronicles, Aslan, the fierce but loving lion,represents Christ the ‘wild, not tame lion, both good and fearsome. ‘People who have not been in Narnia sometimes think a thing cannot be good and terrible at the same time.’That same basic false assumption was the starting point for the heresy of Open Theism. New-model theologians  (Pinnock, Boyd,et al) begin with the assumption that the God of the Bible could not be good and terrible at the same time, so they set out to divest Him of whatever attributes they didn’t like. Like Socinians and liberals (processists) who preceded them, they are on a misguided quest to make God ‘good’ according to humanistic, earthbound definition of ‘good’, devising a deity of their own making. In the final book of Narnia series, a wicked ape drapes a lion skin over a witless jackass and pretends it to be Aslan, a sinister and dangerous pretense leading countless Narnians astray. The deity of Open theism is like the jackass in an ill-fitting lion’s skin,l eading many sincere seekers away from the glorious Son of God of Scripture. God is both good and fearsome (’Consider the kindness and sternness/severity of God’-Ro.11:22).His wrath is just as real as His love, His fur as real as His fangs, His cuddliness as real as His claws.”

-John MacArthur

(From:  Bound Only Once  Canon Press ©2001))

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Maybe…

“Maybe Jesus was just really fun to hang out with. Maybe the true mark of a christian is someone you would eat chicken wings with and shoot pool with or throw darts with or go to the game with. Not just if they could exegete the Greek text and beat you in Bible Jeopardy like some Sunday School Jerk…”

-Mark Driscoll

This quote was taken from the sermon ‘Humor’ which can be found at http://www.marshillchurch.org/media/religionsaves/humor

Check it out!

Wierd….

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