Most Christians go to Christian bookstores to buy things. Jenn and I go to find new stuff to make fun of. We are rarely disappointed. And tonight was no exception. Check out some of the highlights…

“In the same way, the critic of Jesus junk stores is assumed to be a critic of Jesus.  But of course, scriptural satire assumes that the foremost critic of Jesus junk stores would be Jesus Himsself.  If Christ were to go to the Christian Booksellers convention (CBA) and see all the crap being hawked with His name on it, He could spend all day there turning over the tables.  The reason we have a problem with this, and not with the account of Christ cleansing the temple two thousand years ago, is that in this scenario, Christ is messing with our tables, our profits, our religios scams.  Everybody is against two thousand year old sins.  But it takes a prophet to be against the currently approved abominations.” Douglas Wilson.